my monkied brain (katekat1010) wrote,
my monkied brain
katekat1010

ok, i just watched twilight and i want those hours back

I didn't go into this naively.  I didn't expect it to be great.  I didn't expect it to be good.  I expected it to be bad on the order of .... oh, say Resident Evil: Extinction.

But it made RE:E look like movie-making genius.  I am SO glad I didn't pay for that, and didn't bother to see it in the theatre.  This is what I get for being curious - sometimes it really does not pay off.  The pathetic part is that we even ran out of mocking material because it was so repetitive that we couldn't find anything new to mock.  And that was HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE.

anybody want to rec me some vampire fics where the characters actually do have sex and there is biting?  because at this point i'm trying to do the fic=brain bleach.

I mean, Twilight made Dollhouse look good.  that's just frightening.

and ok, i know, i'm totally late to the Twilight dissing party, since it was forever ago, but ... I'm traumatized now dammit.
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