Last night, while dumping the bag from my lunch into the garbage can outside of our building, I apparently also threw in my wallet. So I had the pleasure this morning of frantically searching the house, then my car, then thinking perhaps I'd left it in my car and my car unlocked and it was stolen to find out .... no, no, i'd just thrown my own wallet away. It reeks. But at least I didn't have to dig through very much garbage to get it. Just another sign that my head is not properly screwed on right now, seriously.
And I guess the bright side is I get to go buy a new wallet this weekend?