my monkied brain (katekat1010) wrote,
my monkied brain

far too appropriate horoscope

(as usual)

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Five white tigers at a Chinese wild animal park became way too tame for their own good. Maybe they'd hung around humans too long or their lifestyle was too cushy. Whatever the reason, one of their essential instincts atrophied. A zookeeper put live chickens into their habitats, hoping they would pounce and devour, but instead they retreated as if unnerved. Tigers scared of chickens?! Since then the zoo officials have been taking measures to boost the big cats' bravado. I bring this to your attention, Libra, because I'm worried you might be headed in the tigers' direction. Undomesticate thyself! Halloween costume suggestion: a big fierce creature.

Thank you everybody for the words of support.  I've delivered the dog into safe-keeping with the ex (Asha makes him look totally noncreepy by comparison) and am putting a new lock on my door tonight (since the cops told her last night she has to give me 24 hour written notice to get into my room), and am toughing this shit out. 

also posted to dreamwidth | you can reply here or there | um, but don't worry, i'm still an lj girl

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