my monkied brain (katekat1010) wrote,
my monkied brain

Best transcription of the State of the Union, yet

gakked from lazyangel (written by staticengine)

.... A hopeful society wants elected officials who uphold the public trust. Well, keep hoping. We're politicians, and we'll pay lip service to ethics any chance we get while screwing you royally whenever you blink.

Fellow citizens, we've been called to leadership in a period of great consequence. I may invoke Lincoln and King, Birmingham and Selma, but I am no leader. For the next three years, you can expect more of the same hollow promises and money grabbing. I'm optimistic, faithful to my cronies, and confidant that the rich will get richer, the poor will get poorer, and I'll do jack squat to help the little guy.

May God bless me and my buddies. To hell with the rest of the world.  [click here for the full text]

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